Hi Folks!
Dick met a hot chick named Jane.
Whooeee! She’s a looker!
Dick and Jane had a great first date. They hit it off so well that Jane invited Dick over to her house for dinner!
Looks like Dick is gonna hit it! Bow chicka wow wow!
And for some reason he felt a little nervous!
Don’t worry, Dick, I am sure you’ll be fine.
“AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!” sccreamed Dick!
“BUHWAHAHAHA! You are MINE!!!”
and as the screams and clashing of silverware died down, Jane fixed her hair and said with a smile…
“I’m Sorry Dick, I just don’t think we are right for each other…. I hope you understand”
THE END
* Cookies by Rosanna
* Pictures and Narration by Brian





Such a lovely story, the making for a perfect children’s book. You are so sweet! haha. Rachel has to see this too!
Rosanna
Where did I go wrong……you are one sick and twisted young man. Funny, too!!
mom
hahahhaaa…..
Nicely done.